Neptune vs Esterlita

/** Esterlita the burger. **/

Start of Esterlita buffer: Sun Oct 31 02:36:29 1999
Session Ident: Esterlita (oke14@sby-119.mega.net.id)
<Neptune> hey baby
<Esterlita> hy darling
<Neptune> wanna chat?
<Esterlita> yup
<Neptune> are u a burger?
<Esterlita> burger?
<Esterlita> hamburger?
<Neptune> nono
<Neptune> u got it all wrong
<Neptune> burger is a lovely lady didn't u know?
<Neptune> it's slang
/** English slang used in several places like New Delhi, Kuala Lumpur etc. **/
<Esterlita> ic
<Neptune> so what is your favourite sex scene?
<Esterlita> i don't know
<Neptune> what are u cooking today?
<Esterlita> to day
<Esterlita> i juts take a rest
<Neptune> aha
<Neptune> but why?
<Esterlita> yup
<Esterlita> i'm very tired
<Esterlita> how about you?
<Neptune> i'm very hungry
<Esterlita> hungry?
<Esterlita> why u don't ate?
<Neptune> never mind it's a long story....
<Esterlita> tell me?
<Esterlita> pls
<Neptune> ah ok
<Neptune> i was in the kitchen eating a large sandwitch when it started again
<Esterlita> ic
<Neptune> u see i have this very rare ilness
<Esterlita> ic
<Neptune> when i eat more than 20 pound per day
<Neptune> i feel dizzy and my guts are turned upside down
<Neptune> literally
/** Extremely rare disease. Most people exhibit the same symptoms long before they eat 20 pounds in a single day. **/
<Neptune> the doctor had to turn the x-ray to understand it
<Esterlita> ic
<Neptune> oh my god u can see?
<Esterlita> ic
<Esterlita> i felt it dear
<Neptune> was it big?
<Esterlita> i don't know
<Neptune> did it feel big?
<Esterlita> about what?
<Neptune> about size
<Esterlita> yess
/** Προχωρημένη η Esterlita. **/
<Neptune> ok
<Esterlita> what kind of size?
<Neptune> enormous
<Neptune> like a warm
<Esterlita> what's that?
/** What? You don't know what a warm is? Neither does Neptune. **/
<Neptune> a warm is a big snake with teeth and thre feet
/** Oops wrong! He knows (?) **/
<Esterlita> ic
<Neptune> icq
<Esterlita> yup
<Neptune> iho iho
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