Neptune vs Nikita

/** Again Neptune by the nick "Oddin". **/

Start of __nikita buffer: Sun Oct 03 00:21:12 1999
Session Ident: __nikita (ads@t1o204p33.telia.com)
<Oddin> i want u to kolpesterate me
/** Don't try to understand, the dialect Neptune uses hasn't been invented yet **/
<__nikita> which is???
<Oddin> to talk to me in masting english
<Oddin> ?
<__nikita> masting??
<Oddin> yes it means mafoncious
<__nikita> which is??
<Oddin> which is a very kingodering word
<__nikita> ok
/** Seems like she got that one **/
<Oddin> where be u from?
<__nikita> norway
<__nikita> and u?
<Oddin> which way?
<Oddin> ah norway
<__nikita> what
<Oddin> where?
<__nikita> in norway
/** Nikita doesn't seem to score skyhigh on the IQ scale **/
<Oddin> a ok
<Oddin> age?
<__nikita> 15
/** Notice that she says 15 and read on. **/
<__nikita> u+
<__nikita> ?
<Oddin> no me -
<__nikita> age????
<Oddin> 20
<Neptune> u?
<__nikita> what????
<Neptune> age
<__nikita> 17
<Neptune> oh it's been two years already ha?
<__nikita> what?:)
<Neptune> check mate
<Neptune> do u like fasolade?
/** Fasolade (actually "fasolada") is a Greek food, a special kind of bean soup with carrots. **/
End of __nikita buffer Sun Oct 03 00:21:12 1999